That's what little boys are made of so the saying goes. That might be the only thing that could explain the smell of these boys. I believe if you put frogs, snails, and puppy dog tails (can't be many of these. Only certain kinds have them snipped) in a giant barrell and let them rot for a few weeks in the sweltering sun, you would have something close to the stench that resembles my boys' feet and general odor.
Why is it that 12 year old boys think it is okay to wear the same clothes every day for a week or two without washing them? Why is it that even if they take a shower (only when forced of course), they refuse to use soap and shampoo? It is as if the stuff is toxic in some form and to touch it may cause unsitely sores.
I just have to share today's story. We fight with number one all the time about wearing clean clothes, washing hair, brushing teeth, and using deodorant. Today's story revolves around the clean clothes. Julie made sure that number one was wearing clean clothes before he left the house this morning. She hears him come in the garage after school. This is odd because he always comes in the front door. Anyway, he quickly comes in the house where Julie sees him IN HIS DIRTY CLOTHES she told him not to wear. When asked about the alleged offense, he proclaimed that he had just changed in the garage. Lord knows that is where everyone likes to change their clothes. After some CSI type investigative work (we are so cool) we came to the conclusion that he (get ready, this is good) TOOK THE DIRTY CLOTHES TO SCHOOL so he could change into them when he got there. WTF??? Who in the hell does that? This whole thing just makes me sick and grossed out.
I'm gonna take a shower now because I feel gross from talking about it. You should do the same if you read it. Have a great day (or night). :-)
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